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Dost Thou Even Hoist Sir? Funny Workout Weight Lifting Shakespeare Gym Tank Top-(Tank,2XL) Black

Dost Thou Even Hoist Sir? Funny Workout Weight Lifting Shakespeare Gym Tank Top-(Tank,2XL) Black Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.

Dost Thou Even Hoist Sir? Funny Workout Weight Lifting Shakespeare Gym Tank Top-(Tank,2XL) Black

Regular price $12.95
Get it between Nov 07 - Nov 14

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Brand: Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.

Color: Black

Features:

  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can't feel it.
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this tank is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual tank top on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our tanks are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight tank tops - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
  • TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks - vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always "do what they are told" by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
  • SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago - way ahead of the curve. They're also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California

Details: A t-shirt with Bill Shakespeare taunting some small armed nerd after crushing his workout. Bill was famous for quipping "Get your lats right before you playwright" to anyone he passed on his way to the gym every morning.

Package Dimensions: 9.0 x 6.6 x 0.7 inches

Delivery & Refunds

Order cancellation

All orders can be cancelled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to change or cancel it, you must contact us within 12 hours. Once the packaging and shipping process has started, it can no longer be cancelled.

Refunds

We offer a 100% money back guarantee on all products that are defective or damaged during shipping. Just let us know and we will provide a return address and a replacement or refund as preferred.

If you are unsatisfied with your order – please contact our support and we will do our best to help you out!

Customers will be responsible for paying return shipping costs.

We do not issue the refund if:

your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)

*You can submit refund requests within 15 days after the guaranteed period for delivery (45 days) has expired. You can do it by sending a message on Contact Us page.

Christmas Guarantee

Thanks for your order with Allrj.com we understand you want your order by Christmas that's why we have a CHRISTMAS GUARANTEE 

What do you need to do if you want your order for Christmas?


 Order between October 25th and November 24th

If For any reason we can’t deliver for Christmas we will refund you if you had ordered within the CHRISTMAS GUARANTEE dates.

If you have any questions feel free to email us Support@Allrj.com

Frequently Asked Questions

What currency are the prices I see in the site?

All prices are in USD.

I just placed an order, when will it ship?

We try our best to ship items as fast as we can. Please allow 4-7 days production time for your order to ship out, average shipping times are 7-14 days for US.

Tracking numbers will be updated 3-5 days after your order has been SHIPPED. If you don't have a tracking number after 7 business please email us at Support@Allrj.com

I am not in love with my order, can it be returned? What if there is an issue?

We offer a 100 % money back guarantee, if the product is defective or damaged. We give you 30 days to send it back to us for a full refund. You must ship it back at your own expense, once we have received the product we will refund the full amount of your original purchase. Please Include all a name and order number on the returned parcels.

Please note: If you your package is on the way, you must wait for it to arrive and return it before receiving a refund.

 

Can I cancel my order?

You are able to cancel your order with no penalty! You must cancel your order before it ships. If the item is already sent please use our easy return system to get a full refund.

 

I have entered an incorrect address what do I do now?

If you have miss spelled or auto filled in a incorrect address, simply reply to your order conformation email and confirm. Once you double check if the address given is wrong kindly notify us via email at  Support@Allrj.com. If the given address is wrong we can change the address to the correct one within 24 hours. No refund will be given after the 24 hours of incorrect submission. 

 

How long does shipping take?

Shipping times vary as we do ship worldwide from different fulfillment centers based on your Geographical location. The average shipping time is 15-25 business days For rest of the world and 7 to 14 business days for US.

 

I have a question that wasn't answered, can you please help?

 

Absolutely! We are here to help you make your home beautiful! Please send us an email to Support@Allrj.com and we will be happy to assist you in any way we can. 

We do receive a large number of emails, If you wish to get a prompt response please attach your order number and address the problem clearly, thanks.

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